"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"
*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”
you’re safe as long as you don’t imagine your otp slow dancing to ‘the way you look tonight’ in their pjs in the kitchen of their new house at 3am with their heads resting on each other’s shoulders if you do imagine that then you’re ruined im sorry
You and the Germans, you have your super soldiers. Your secret weapons. But we Russians, we have nothing but our winter.
the world has changed, and none of us can go back.
I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
- scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
- the idea to put ants on stilts
- there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
- confused ants
#you can practically hear him #’see that rhodey? national. treasure.’
Do you constantly think about Walburga Black visiting Sirius in prison and congratulating him for being a good son after all and telling him that she knew all along that he was capable of greatness and asking how it feels to be like the rest of the family? Because I do.